Friday, July 31, 2009

This just came in over the mail

Subject: King Arthur Story
This is very interesting..........(to men) please take time to ponder........(to women) enjoy the story..........
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.
The question was: What do women really want?
Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, He accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.
He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: The princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would  have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous through out the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first.
The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, The most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, And Arthur's closest friend! Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, Smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.
He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden, But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life. And the reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered. Arthur's question thus: 'What a woman really wants?'
She said, 'Is to be in charge of her own life.'
Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth. And that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was.
The neighbouring monarch granted Arthur his freedom.
And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding. The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed..  The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, She would henceforth be her horrible and deformed self only half the time. And the beautiful maiden the other half.
'Which would you prefer? She asked him. 'Beautiful during the day .... or at night?'
Lancelot pondered the predicament.
During the day he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his  friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!
Or,  Would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day?
But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous, intimate  moments with?
(If you are a man reading this...) What would YOUR choice be?
(If you are a woman reading this) What would YOUR MAN'S choice be?
What Lancelot chose, is given below:
BUT.... make YOUR choice before you scroll down below... OKAY?

Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch gave Arthur to his question,
He said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time. Because, he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.
Now... what is the moral to this story?

The moral is...
1) There is a witch in every woman no matter how beautiful she is!
2) If you don't let a woman have her own way, things are going to get
So, always remember:

Yeah right. If things were that simple. If her way is for you to make the decision, then you are toast either way!

Casper the commuter cat


That’s a big territory for a cat.

Girl Gets Answer Very Wrong


Ironically guess who got the right answer?

Ninja Tea Party


Click for larger image.

Pay attention to the details.

Fantastic Mr. Fox Trailer


Looking good. I still wouldn’t pay to see an animated movie. I’d probably wait for the rental or when it comes to HBO to watch it.

The Kindle ate my Homework

Even this excuse is moving with the times. Link

Grandma Tricked into swearing in English


Mean bad man…

Philosophy Quotes?


Thursday, July 30, 2009

On a cool way to peel a potato


Got to remember that next time when cooking with potatoes.

Vortex Cannon! - Bang Goes the Theory Preview - BBC One


Guess we have to rewrite the 3 little pigs.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

The Ang Pow Calculation Table


Click for larger image.

The summon amount is getting larger? No recession factors?

Fake Lottery - AFV


Fake clip? If it is real then it is really sad, and stupid.

The Truth About Amsterdam


Especially when compared with USA.

Jackie Chan Kaspersky 2010 Ad


OMG, Jackie is now peddling IT products!

Penn & Teller Bullshit Documentaries - Lie Detectors


Part 2

Part 3

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

That's Incredible - First Video Game World Championship in 1983


All the 80’s games, like Donkey Kong (Mario is actually the evil one here).

Rock and Rule


Texting and Driving



REPORTS: Massa recovering but may never race again, Renault suspended for safety infraction

Sad. Including images (not pretty).


10 Boilerplate Phrases That Kill Resumes

The worst 10 boilerplate phrases -- the ones to seek out and destroy in your resume as soon as possible.


Monday, July 27, 2009

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Alice In Wonderland – 2010 Teaser Trailer


Finally a movie about Alice that is not pron and kinky in nature.

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Tron Legacy – Comic-con Trailer


Brings back memories of the original Tron movie.

Simon’s Cat – Fly Guy

Another Simon’s cat video. His depiction of cat’s behaviour is so accurate.

Hat Fail


JK Wedding Entrance Dance


Latest viral video. Such joy!

Friday, July 24, 2009

Social Media For The Techie?


The fastest autofocus


Nissan GTR vs Bullet Train


(via Japan Probe)

It is such kind of programming that makes Top Gear so fun to watch.

Maru the cat and the trash can


This cat is unbelievably funny, especially the slow dive at 1:50.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Hot Air Balloons Time Lapse


Love the cow balloon.

On The Minds Of Men


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Simple minded?

Plane Crashes into water Pilot Ejects


From a hovering Harrier jet. That’s a first!

If Man Walked On The Moon Today


Compiled from modern news clips. Love the reference on twitter.

Japanese Harry Potter Fan Girl Interview Daniel Radcliffe


She’s quite a character.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Monday, July 20, 2009

Vegetarians, from the other point of view


Can’t get enuf of Mitchell & Webb.

This Image Cannot Be Explained


Japanese Fan Visit Ron Weasley On The Set - Video


(via Japan Probe)

She’s behaving worse than Luna Lovegood.

Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters?


Quirk classic selling books that mix monsters and the Victorian era classics? At least the video is entertaining.

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Top Of The Chain - Funnies


They shouldn’t call it Top Dog. This is more appropriate.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Funnies – On The Road To Recovery


Funnies - Wiretapping


Pictures Of Brides Before and After The Makeover



Besides the makeup, the hair is the other major factor that could make the bride look like somebody else (not all the time for the better).

Mitchell and Webb – Godless Comedy


(via Cynical-C)

These guys are like accountants; able to find those small loopholes in the good book and make a comedy out of it.

Friday, July 17, 2009

Weird Product – Cigarette Lighter Phone



What a way to get your fingers burned, accidentally or otherwise.

Better Than Free

I have an answer. The simplest way I can put it is thus:

When copies are super abundant, they become worthless.
When copies are super abundant, stuff which can't be copied becomes scarce and valuable.

When copies are free, you need to sell things which can not be copied.

Well, what can't be copied?



(via Cowboy Caleb)

Pete Simson’s Proposal


From what we know, she said yes. If I am the girl, I will die of embarrassment.

LIFE INC. How The World Became A Corporation And How To Take It Back


Interesting ideas. Thanks Kevin.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Wednesday, July 15, 2009



(Source: XKCD)

An Atheist Meets God



Advertising-Customer Break Up


A commenter of this video hits the spot.

1. Conversation is necessary to a real relationship.
2. Listening is one side of a conversation.
3. Customers have changed.
4. Advertisers - especially agencies - haven't.

Cat and Full Moon – Image


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I seems to be captivated by this image. It’s not even scary.

Aldous Huxley vs. George Orwell


Click for full comic strip.

Is George Orwell becoming irrelevant?


Bubblicious from Rex The Dog on Vimeo.

(via Miss Cellania)

Entertaining, in addition to giving insights on the making of stop motion videos. Boy, it is hard work.

On Shorty Cars


Shorty cars are so cute, like a toy car for kids except that they scale up and can be driven.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Penn & Teller Bullshit: Video Games

Part_1 Part_ 2 Part_3

Do violent video games influence real life violence? As Penn & Teller would say …. Bullshit! And a great ending in Part 3.

Another Difference Between United States And Britain


Microsoft Office 2010 in Videos


(via Lifehacker)

A comprehensive list of videos highlighting the new features of Office 2010. It stresses more collaboration tools which I don’t see being utilized by many organization even on the older Office releases. Time to cough up more dough to Microsoft for the upgrade. As for me, I am still with OpenOffice, which still serves most of my needs.

World's Fastest Everything


Some are pretty dumb.

Lily Allen - 22

Monday, July 13, 2009

Save The Planet? The Planet Is Fine


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The planet is fine – The people are f*&*ed. Thought for the day.

Catcerto – A symphony performance based on Nora the piano cat


Wow. All this effort based on Nora’s piano play.

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Facebook Manners And You


Facebook (electric friendship generator) manners, explained in a 60s liked film clip.

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Nikola Tesla – The Forgotten Wizard


Nikola Tesla is strangely unknown, despite being the inventor of AC electricity, Neon Lights, Radio transmission, The Electric motor, Wireless electricity transfer, Remote control, Hydraulics, Lasers, Space weapons, Robotics, and many, many more things.

Friday, July 10, 2009

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

The Nazi Baddies – Funny Skit


Here’s a humorous look at Nazi’s self perception.

On Road Safety – Bleeding Billboard


Now that’s creepy.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Scraps And Morsels 200907007

The Good Samaritan – Does that mean that most Samaritans are bad?

Singapore is the 10th Most Expensive City. Ouch.

The Top 10 Weird Sex-Related Mishaps. Singapore is in there too at Number 2!

Everything men know about Women. Yup, that’s about right.

Fragger Flash Game – Time Waster


(via buzzfeed)

Fragger is one of the best flash game I’ve played in a while. For a game throwing a grenade, it has a good mix of strategy and skills.

Roger Federer New Nike Ad - 15


The Fed Express just won his 15th grand slam and the Nike ad is already out. This is fast!

Coca-Cola Velcro Billboard


Great ad. Wish they have the same kind of bottle here.

View From The Sears Tower Ledge


My knees are getting weak just looking at this video.

How to drive a Ford Model T

(via Cynical-C)

When they say it’s basic car, they weren’t kidding.

Monday, July 6, 2009

Visit Singapore Ad – ANA Airline


Another weird Japanese Ad.

Something like let’s go to Singapore over the weekend to see the Merlion. Busy (cheap?) husband says the Merlion should come to visit them instead. After the Merlion shower, he changes his mind.

Train vs. Tornado



Sunday, July 5, 2009

Marriage License should be like a Fishing License


(via Jean’s Blog)

I bet Larry’s is no longer married.

Friday, July 3, 2009

Who are bank hours tailored for?


(via graphjam)

How true!

The PEN Story - Video


A nice stop motion video using photographs.

Never ask for help to Photoshop your image on the internet


Click on image to enlarge.

Or you may end up like this…

Evian Roller Babies - Video


Cute? Or just Creepy.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Victorinox Swiss Army – 125th Anniversary


History and Origin of Victorinox.

Blip – Short Video

Blip from Sean Mullen on Vimeo.

A short 3d animated film about 2 aliens trying to take over the same planet. Very entertaining.

On The Airplane Toilet Paper Experiment


Can the toilet on an airplane suck a whole role of toilet paper in one flush?

A vs B Biscuit Holes – Funny Hardee’s Ad


“A-hole taste funny”. Is this a real ad?

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

How come cheap airlines are so cheap?


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"Walled In!" Germany's inner border


Wow. It has been almost 20 years since the Berlin Wall came down. This is a great video of the original wall which has not existed since its demise.

IE 8 – O.M.G.I.G.P.


Big deal. Firefox 3.5 also has private browsing, and it’s extension support is a lot better than Microsoft’s IE.

White Mischief – Documentary on Milk


Now even milk has differentiation? And how am I suppose to know which one is in my milk? And what about yoghurt?

13-year-old Scott Campbell to swap his iPod for a Walkman for a week


(via BBC)

Can’t believe the Walkman is now 30 years old.

Russian Roulette – Poker Ad


Know when to fold.